Two and a Half Men episodes
Two and a Half Men
(2003 - Present) on CBSSeason 5 Episode Guide
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Season 5, Episode 1 | September 24th, 2007 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
When Jake is apprehensive about entering junior high, Charlie and Alan make things worse by telling him about their own nightmare junior high experiences. The stories traumatize Jake so much that on the... more
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Season 5, Episode 2 | October 1st, 2007 Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie hesitantly goes to an event with Evelyn and is pleasantly surprised to discover that she’s great company, as long as she’s directing all her venom at everyone else. more
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Season 5, Episode 3 | October 8th, 2007 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Tired of dating bimbos and being the oldest guy at the bar, Charlie goes on a blind date with a municipal court judge, Linda (guest star Ming Wen). more
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Season 5, Episode 4 | October 15th, 2007 City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda (Ming Wen) are seriously dating, and it’s only a matter of time before they consummate their relationship. more
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Season 5, Episode 5 | October 22nd, 2007 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Alan panics over the household finances because Charlie hasn’t sold a jingle in a while. Looking for ways to cut back, he goes to Berta, who won't even consider taking a temporary pay cut. Judith is... more
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Season 5, Episode 6 | October 29th, 2007 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Alan forbids Jake from going to a concert with his friend and his 17-year-old brother, but a defiant Jake sneaks out of the house anyway. Meanwhile, Charlie learns that Linda is being honored at a banquet... more
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Season 5, Episode 7 | November 5th, 2007 Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
hen Alan comes home with a new glass vase, Charlie thinks it’s the ugliest thing and refuses to allow it in the house. more
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Season 5, Episode 8 | November 12th, 2007 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie’s jingle writing for children is taking off and he’s become a huge sensation. He even has his own infomercials. Known as Charlie Waffles, Charlie is required to make CD signing appearances... more
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Season 5, Episode 9 | November 19th, 2007 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Teddy and Evelyn have gotten engaged and Charlie and Alan are miserably bored at their engagement party. more
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Season 5, Episode 10 | November 26th, 2007 Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school. more
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Season 5, Episode 11 | March 17th, 2008 Meander to Your Dander
Charlie offers up breakup advice when Alan admits that his relationship with Donna has become boring and the sex mundane. Alan takes his advice and breaks up with Donna, only to soon learn that she felt... more
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Season 5, Episode 12 | March 24th, 2008 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Charlie catches a cold after he knowingly sleeps with a hot girl who is sick. Alan and Jake are on their way out and can't take care of Charlie. Berta can't be bothered. Desperate, Charlie calls his mom... more
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Season 5, Episode 13 | March 31st, 2008 The Soil Is Moist
Alan runs into Cynthia, a mutual friend of he and Judith from back when they were married. Cynthia is recently divorced and Charlie gets that vibe that Cynthia might be interested in Alan. However, Alan... more
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Season 5, Episode 14 | April 14th, 2008 Winky-Dink Time
While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can’t for the life of him remember her name. Jake falls head over heals for her teenager daughter and proceeds to bug Charlie until he... more
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Season 5, Episode 15 | April 21st, 2008 Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
Charlie continues to expand his female conquests with two to three girls a day, landing him to even more trouble. After getting beat up by two angry husbands, getting arrested for solicitation, and hurting... more
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Season 5, Episode 16 | April 28th, 2008 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
With the wedding between Evelyn and Teddy just around the corner, Courtney becomes infuriated when she learns that Teddy refuses to make Evelyn sign a pre-nup. Though she is finally in good terms with... more
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Season 5, Episode 17 | May 5th, 2008 Fish in a Drawer
Teddy is found dead on Charlie’s bed with his pants around his ankles after his wedding with Evelyn. A CSI team is assembled to find some clues, taking all the guests into custody for questioning. They... more
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Season 5, Episode 18 | May 12th, 2008 If My Hole Could Talk
Jake struggles with a book report assignment by continuing to misplace the book, making Charlie and Alan revisit the bookstore. Charlie goes to the self-help section to figure out why all his relationships... more
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Season 5, Episode 19 | May 19th, 2008 Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie meets with his therapist, Dr. Friedman, and she’s unable to convince him of his mommy issues. Alan is her next appointment and tells her that he has feelings for Angie. He also reveals his plans... more
