Two and a Half Men episodes
Two and a Half Men
(2003 - Present) on CBSSeason 3 Episode Guide
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Season 3, Episode 1 | September 19th, 2005 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his... more
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Season 3, Episode 2 | September 26th, 2005 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't... more
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Season 3, Episode 3 | October 3rd, 2005 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile. So Charlie does everything... more
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Season 3, Episode 4 | October 10th, 2005 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days. Charlie reprimands Alan and informs him that he's just a houseguest and doesn't have the right... more
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Season 3, Episode 5 | October 17th, 2005 We Called It Mr. Pinky
After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence. Later, Rose explains that Charlie's inability to have a long-lasting relationship... more
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Season 3, Episode 6 | October 24th, 2005 Hi, Mr. Horned One
Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman--until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper. Charlie is unfazed by Alan's... more
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Season 3, Episode 7 | November 7th, 2005 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday. He ends up being confronted by her father, Harvey (Golden... more
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Season 3, Episode 8 | November 14th, 2005 That Voodoo That I Do Do
After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUEL VAUGIER - "Smallville," "One Tree Hill," "Saw II"), an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan... more
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Season 3, Episode 9 | November 21st, 2005 Madame and Her Special Friend
A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan. more
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Season 3, Episode 10 | November 28th, 2005 Something Salted and Twisted
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed.... more
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Season 3, Episode 11 | December 19th, 2005 Santa's Village of the Damned
When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (JOSIE DAVIS - "Beverly Hills 90210"), both he and Charlie gain weight. But even as it becomes clear that Sandy is mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to allow... more
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Season 3, Episode 12 | January 9th, 2006 That Special Tug
Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend... more
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Season 3, Episode 13 | January 23rd, 2006 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying when he confesses that he and Mia... more
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Season 3, Episode 14 | February 6th, 2006 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Unfortunately, there are still a few roadblocks, including... more
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Season 3, Episode 15 | February 27th, 2006 My Tongue Is Meat
Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship, so he sneaks cigars... more
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Season 3, Episode 16 | March 6th, 2006 Ergo, the Booty Call
Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), to Jake's... more
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Season 3, Episode 17 | March 13th, 2006 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie (JON LOVITZ - "Saturday Night Live," "Happiness"). After... more
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Season 3, Episode 18 | March 20th, 2006 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY). When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her.... more
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Season 3, Episode 19 | April 10th, 2006 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy to learn of the new arrangement, considering he himself has been having a dry... more
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Season 3, Episode 20 | April 24th, 2006 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star GAIL O'GRADY). Meanwhile, Alan is depressed because Kandi has left him and is staying with bitter Judith,... more
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Season 3, Episode 21 | May 1st, 2006 And the Plot Moistens
Jake's teacher, Francine (JULIA CAMPBELL), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see... more
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Season 3, Episode 22 | May 8th, 2006 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that... more
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Season 3, Episode 23 | May 15th, 2006 Arguments for the Quickie
When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER), is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to behave... more
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Season 3, Episode 24 | May 22nd, 2006 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes Charlie's engagement news hard and makes... more
