Two and a Half Men episodes
Two and a Half Men
(2003 - Present) on CBSSeason 2 Episode Guide
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Season 2, Episode 1 | September 20th, 2004 Back Off Mary Poppins
Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly... more
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Season 2, Episode 2 | September 27th, 2004 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce. However, Judith does not remember the keepsake, and more... more
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Season 2, Episode 3 | October 4th, 2004 A Bag Full of Jawea
Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak (MISSI PYLE - "Bringing Down the House"), practically naked in Charlie's kitchen. When Jake... more
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Season 2, Episode 4 | October 11th, 2004 Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches his 11-year-old son how to... more
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Season 2, Episode 5 | October 18th, 2004 Bad News from the Clinic
Charlie dates a woman, Sherri (JERI RYAN - "Boston Public," "Star Trek: Voyager"), who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him.... more
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Season 2, Episode 6 | October 25th, 2004 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge, as he has ever since the incident took place. He finally admits to Charlie his theory that maybe there is a "Bad Alan"--an... more
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Season 2, Episode 7 | November 8th, 2004 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
In order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party to celebrate her real estate achievements.... more
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Season 2, Episode 8 | November 15th, 2004 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan's expectations for a first date with Nancy (KELLEY WEST), a woman he met while shopping for groceries, are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed. Charlie is... more
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Season 2, Episode 9 | November 22nd, 2004 Yes, Monsignor
Charlie encounters Lisa (recurring guest star DENISE RICHARDS, series star CHARLIE SHEEN's real-life wife), the woman he thought was "the one" until she informed him of her engagement another man. He's... more
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Season 2, Episode 10 | November 29th, 2004 The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favorite comics, but Jake hates the song. Realizing that Jake knows the comic better than he does, Charlie enlists his nephew's help.... more
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Season 2, Episode 11 | December 13th, 2004 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering.... more
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Season 2, Episode 12 | January 3rd, 2005 A Lung Full of Alan
Jamie (PAGET BREWSTER - "Huff," "Friends"), Alan's close high school friend, visits Alan at the house. Charlie used to make fun of Jamie when they were teenagers, but when the two brothers see how attractive... more
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Season 2, Episode 13 | January 17th, 2005 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily--much to Charlie's displeasure. After a few days, Charlie and Jake can no longer bear... more
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Season 2, Episode 14 | January 31st, 2005 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives. When Charlie and Alan receive news that Evelyn is in the hospital,... more
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Season 2, Episode 15 | February 7th, 2005 Smell the Umbrella Stand
On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him. After Alan packs... more
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Season 2, Episode 16 | February 14th, 2005 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service. Burdened with this last-minute misfortune, he's forced to leave Jake in Charlie's... more
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Season 2, Episode 17 | February 21st, 2005 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him. After Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that... more
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Season 2, Episode 18 | March 7th, 2005 It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric (DAVID STARZYK), the gay owner of an advertising agency, will continue to give Charlie more jingles to write. Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his... more
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Season 2, Episode 19 | March 21st, 2005 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
While at a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie encounter Sherri (recurring guest star JERI RYAN - "Boston Public"), a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him. Alan is enchanted with... more
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Season 2, Episode 20 | April 18th, 2005 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Evelyn harasses Charlie for not calling her, and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes she bought Jake. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie... more
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Season 2, Episode 21 | May 2nd, 2005 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died. Although pleased that Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her, she's furious... more
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Season 2, Episode 22 | May 9th, 2005 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. Evelyn proves Charlie is right when she coerces Alan to go on a double... more
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Season 2, Episode 23 | May 16th, 2005 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for a night. Concerned that Evelyn will destroy Jake's life... more
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Season 2, Episode 24 | May 23rd, 2005 Does Something Smell Funny to You
Charlie has sex with a gorgeous young woman, Natalie (KAREN TRELLA), without realizing she's married to an elderly man, Norman (ORSON BEAN - "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman"). At school, Jake is required to... more
