Season 13 Episode Guide

  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XII
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    Season 13, Episode 1  |  November 6th, 2001 Treehouse of Horror XII

    A Simpsons Halloween to never forget! The first cryptic tale brings the family to "Ethnictown" where Homer angers a gypsy who then places a curse bringing bad luck to everyone but him. Marge... more

  • The Simpsons: The Parent Rap
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    Season 13, Episode 2  |  November 11th, 2001 The Parent Rap

    When Homer makes Bart and Milhouse walk to school, the boys get into trouble and are arrested for stealing Chief Wiggum's squad car. Milhouse gets off but when Bart comes to the bench, Judge Constance... more

  • The Simpsons: Homer the Moe
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    Season 13, Episode 3  |  November 18th, 2001 Homer the Moe

    When Moe becomes too depressed for his own good, he decides to leave Springfield for his alma mater. In doing so, he leaves the bar in Homer's care, who subsequently turns it into more of a sty then it... more

  • The Simpsons: A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
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    Season 13, Episode 4  |  December 2nd, 2001 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

    When the family goes to a Chinese restaurant in China Town, Homer is disappointed by the unoriginal and lame fortunes from the fortune cookies. Homer impresses the restaurant owner with his own brand of... more

  • The Simpsons: The Blunder Years
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    Season 13, Episode 5  |  December 9th, 2001 The Blunder Years

    When Homer brings the family out for a nice dinner and a show, a hypnotist inadvertently conjures up repressed memories from Homer's past and causes him to scream uncontrollably. Realizing that he's been... more

  • The Simpsons: She of Little Faith
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    Season 13, Episode 6  |  December 16th, 2001 She of Little Faith

    Homer and Bart build a model rocket together but lose control of it as it burns down the church. Without any money for repairs, the church decides to sell out to corporate sponsors: mainly Mr. Burns. Lisa... more

  • The Simpsons: Brawl in the Family
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    Season 13, Episode 7  |  January 6th, 2002 Brawl in the Family

    While playing a heated game of Monopoly, the family gets into a fight and causes Maggie to call the police. The whole family is arrested and the story makes all the papers. A social worker is assigned... more

  • The Simpsons: Sweets and Sour Marge
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    Season 13, Episode 8  |  January 20th, 2002 Sweets and Sour Marge

    After buying the Duff Book Of World Records at a library book sale, Homer is inspired to set a record of his own. He rounds up all of Springfield and decides to build the world's tallest human pyramid.... more

  • The Simpsons: Jaws Wired Shut
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    Season 13, Episode 9  |  January 27th, 2002 Jaws Wired Shut

    While running rampant through Springfield, Homer accidentally smashes into a new statue of Dredrick Tatum, the heavyweight champion of the world, and breaks his jaw. Dr. Hibbert wires his jaw shut to allow... more

  • The Simpsons: Half-Decent Proposal
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    Season 13, Episode 10  |  February 10th, 2002 Half-Decent Proposal

    Homer's snoring reaches epic proportions and is driving Marge insane. The lack of sleep begins weighing down on her so she takes Homer to Dr. Hibbert to get him looked at. The surgery option is too expensive... more

  • The Simpsons: The Bart Wants What It Wants
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    Season 13, Episode 11  |  February 17th, 2002 The Bart Wants What It Wants

    Greta Wolfcastle (Reese Witherspoon) gets a crush on Bart, and the whole family begins enjoying the royal treatment her father, Rainier, provides them. After getting used to the lifestyle of the rich and... more

  • The Simpsons: The Lastest Gun in the West
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    Season 13, Episode 12  |  February 24th, 2002 The Lastest Gun in the West

    Bart befriends an elderly cowboy who was once a Big Screen Legend, a la John Wayne. The cowboy becomes Bart's new idol, and soon all of Springfield's children are renewing their interest in the Old West.... more

  • The Simpsons: The Old Man and the Key
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    Season 13, Episode 13  |  March 10th, 2002 The Old Man and the Key

    When a sultry new woman takes up residence in his retirement home, Grandpa is determined to win her affections by impressing her with his driving skills. Grandpa convinces Homer to let him borrow the car,... more

  • The Simpsons: Tales from the Public Domain
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    Season 13, Episode 14  |  March 17th, 2002 Tales from the Public Domain

    When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and begins reading aloud.The first tale chronicles Homer as Odysseus and the... more

  • The Simpsons: Blame It on Lisa
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    Season 13, Episode 15  |  March 31st, 2002 Blame It on Lisa

    Marge is on a campaign to bring down the phone company because she's convinced they are billing them for calls the family didn't make. When Lisa sheepishly admits that she's been calling Brazil to check... more

  • The Simpsons: Weekend at Burnsie's
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    Season 13, Episode 16  |  April 7th, 2002 Weekend at Burnsie's

    When Homer is attacked by a mob of crows, he injures his eyes and Dr. Hibbert prescribes him medical marijuana. Homer quickly becomes addicted to the wacky weed though and starts exhibiting all the known... more

  • The Simpsons: Gump Roast
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    Season 13, Episode 17  |  April 21st, 2002 Gump Roast

    In another classic clip show, Homer J. Simpson is the talk of the town as the Springfield Friar's Club decides to "roast" him. All his close friends and even Mr. Burns relay Homer's countless... more

  • The Simpsons: I Am Furious Yellow
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    Season 13, Episode 18  |  April 28th, 2002 I Am Furious Yellow

    When a cartoon animator speaks to Bart's class on career day, Bart gets the idea to make an animated series of his own. After countless efforts and derogatory statements from Comic Book Guy, Bart's attempts... more

  • The Simpsons: The Sweetest Apu
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    Season 13, Episode 19  |  May 5th, 2002 The Sweetest Apu

    When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he struggles to keep the news to himself. He eventually tells Marge who forces him to confront Apu. Apu feels ashamed of his... more

  • The Simpsons: Little Girl in the Big Ten
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    Season 13, Episode 20  |  May 12th, 2002 Little Girl in the Big Ten

    Lisa befriends some college girls who are unaware of her age. At home with their heady intellectualism and always seeking acceptance, Lisa pretends to be enrolled at their school. She spends most her time... more

  • The Simpsons: The Frying Game
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    Season 13, Episode 21  |  May 19th, 2002 The Frying Game

    Homer buys Marge a Koi pond as an anniversary present, but the pond becomes a home for a rare screaming caterpillar. The EPA makes Homer responsible for the screamapillar, but when he tries to kill it... more

  • The Simpsons: Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
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    Season 13, Episode 22  |  May 22nd, 2002 Papa's Got a Brand New Badge

    When Homer gets bored - again - he begins listing his vast accomplishments throughout his life. He comes to the realization that he's never worked in security so he decides to start his own security company... more