Season 8 Episode Guide
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Season 8, Episode 1 | March 17th, 2004 Good Times with Weapons
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenney pretend they are Japanese warriors after they buy martail arts weapons at a local flea market. Thier sworn enemy, Professor Chaos (Butters), confronts them and a stylized... more
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Season 8, Episode 2 | March 24th, 2004 Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman decides he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the judges he's handicapped.... more
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Season 8, Episode 3 | March 31st, 2004 The Passion of the Jew
Kyle finally sees the movie The Passion of the Christ and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. After Stan and Kenny see the film, they hate it and pursue Mel Gibson to... more
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Season 8, Episode 4 | April 7th, 2004 You Got F'd in the A
Stan is callenged to a dance-off. Now he has to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a team from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to... more
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Season 8, Episode 6 | April 21st, 2004 The Jeffersons
All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" and his home of games, toys, and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to be "Mr. Jefferson's" best friend while Stan, Kyle and Kenney try... more
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Season 8, Episode 8 | October 27th, 2004 Douche and Turd
PETA cries out agianst the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the students to choose a new one. As the election gets closer, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant... more
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Season 8, Episode 9 | November 3rd, 2004 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The stores of South Park go out of buisness when a Wall Mart comes to the town with its incredible bargains. Cartman, along with the rest of the town, becomes possessed by the power of Wall Mart. Only... more
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Season 8, Episode 10 | November 10th, 2004 Pre-School
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenney, and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the boy they blamed it all on is out of juvie, with revenge... more
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Season 8, Episode 11 | November 17th, 2004 Quest for Ratings
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenney, Butters, Jimmy, and Tolken produce thier own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for... more
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Season 8, Episode 12 | December 1st, 2004 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
All the fourth-grade girls idolize the rich, famous, and spoiled socialite, Paris Hilton. Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on little girls, one of the towns favorite citizens,... more
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Season 8, Episode 13 | December 8th, 2004 Cartman's Incredible Gift
After suffering from a severe head injury after attempting to fly off his roof, South Park detectives now believe Cartman has telepathic powers, and enlist his help in finding a killer who's been murdering... more
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Season 8, Episode 14 | December 15th, 2004 Woodland Critter Christmas
Stan is asked by a group of cute woodland critters if he could help them build a manger for the arrival of thier Lord and Savior. Stan agrees to help them, only to find out they serve Satan. more
