Season 3 Episode Guide

  • Seinfeld: The Note
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    Season 3, Episode 1  |  September 18th, 1991 The Note

    While discussing an insensitive remark he made to his masseuse, Jerry mentions that Roy, his dentist, might be willing to write a doctor's note which would allow massages to be covered by health insurance.... more

  • Seinfeld: The Truth
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    Season 3, Episode 2  |  September 25th, 1991 The Truth

    Although he is being audited, Jerry is confident of prevailing with the help of Patrice, George's new girlfriend and a former IRS auditor. However, pressed to tell the truth about his feelings for her,... more

  • Seinfeld: The Pen
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    Season 3, Episode 3  |  October 2nd, 1991 The Pen

    Hoping they can do some scuba diving, Jerry takes Elaine to Florida where he is appearing at a banquet honoring his father's retirement as president of his condominium association. After admiring a pen... more

  • Seinfeld: The Dog
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    Season 3, Episode 4  |  October 9th, 1991 The Dog

    When fellow passenger Gavin Palone takes ill on an airline flight and is hospitalized in Chicago, Jerry is left to care for his dog Farfel when the animal is sent along to New York. After three days Jerry... more

  • Seinfeld: The Library
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    Season 3, Episode 5  |  October 16th, 1991 The Library

    Notified that he is twenty years late in returning a library book, Jerry insists that he brought it back, claiming to remember every detail about that very day. At the library with Jerry as he pleads his... more

  • Seinfeld: The Parking Garage
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    Season 3, Episode 6  |  October 30th, 1991 The Parking Garage

    After renting a car, Jerry and his friends spend a Saturday shopping at a New Jersey mall. Having bought only an air conditioner for Kramer and some goldfish for Elaine, they decide to head home so George... more

  • Seinfeld: The Cafe
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    Season 3, Episode 7  |  November 6th, 1991 The Cafe

    Finding himself unable to say no, George agrees to take an I.Q. test for his girlfriend Monica. However, afraid that he won't measure up, when George discovers that Elaine has a very high I.Q., he convinces... more

  • Seinfeld: The Tape
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    Season 3, Episode 8  |  November 13th, 1991 The Tape

    While listening to a tape recording of his new show, Jerry is surprised to find a very provocative message left for him by an unidentified woman. After playing it for George and Kramer, Jerry is encouraged... more

  • Seinfeld: The Nose Job
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    Season 3, Episode 9  |  November 20th, 1991 The Nose Job

    Though otherwise finding her beautiful, George is distracted by the size of his girlfriend Audrey's nose. After telling Jerry of the problem, George is shocked when Kramer tells Audrey that she needs a... more

  • Seinfeld: The Stranded
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    Season 3, Episode 10  |  November 27th, 1991 The Stranded

    After being invited to a party on Long Island, George asks Jerry to come along. Jerry agrees only after George promises to drive and invites Elaine as well. Meanwhile, unable to convince a drug store cashier... more

  • Seinfeld: The Alternate Side
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    Season 3, Episode 11  |  December 4th, 1991 The Alternate Side

    After his car is stolen from in front of his apartment, Jerry calls the thief on his car phone and is told that the keys were left inside by Sid, a man in the neighborhood who is paid to keep everyone's... more

  • Seinfeld: The Red Dot
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    Season 3, Episode 12  |  December 11th, 1991 The Red Dot

    While visiting Elaine during her holiday office party, George and Jerry meet Dick, her co-worker and a recovering alcoholic who she is secretly dating. After claiming to have a job for George, Elaine takes... more

  • Seinfeld: The Subway
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    Season 3, Episode 13  |  January 8th, 1992 The Subway

    Jerry tries to enlist someone to join him on a trip to Coney Island to retrieve his stolen car, but finds that George has a job interview, Elaine is off to be the best man at a lesbian wedding, and Kramer... more

  • Seinfeld: The Pez Dispenser
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    Season 3, Episode 14  |  January 15th, 1992 The Pez Dispenser

    Although George is smitten with his new girlfriend Noel, he complains to Jerry about not having the upper hand in their relationship. Hoping that seeing him with his friends will give him an advantage,... more

  • Seinfeld: The Suicide
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    Season 3, Episode 15  |  January 29th, 1992 The Suicide

    While talking in the hallway with his neighbor Gina, Jerry is snubbed by her jealous boyfriend Martin. Later that evening, Gina wakes Jerry to ask for his help after Martin tries to commit suicide during... more

  • Seinfeld: The Fix-Up
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    Season 3, Episode 16  |  February 5th, 1992 The Fix-Up

    During dinner with Jerry, George laments that there are too few places to meet women while, at another restaurant, Cynthia complains to Elaine about the shortage of available men. While comparing notes... more

  • Seinfeld: The Boyfriend (1)
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    Season 3, Episode 17  |  February 12th, 1992 The Boyfriend (1)

    Warned by Kramer not to use the condoms because they are defective, George confesses that it is too late and worries about the consequences. Meanwhile, after Cynthia tells her that she might be pregnant,... more

  • Seinfeld: The Boyfriend (2)
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    Season 3, Episode 18  |  February 12th, 1992 The Boyfriend (2)

    Jerry is surprised when baseball star Keith Hernandez approaches him in the locker room of their gym, saying how much he enjoys his nightclub act and suggesting they get together for dinner. Needing an... more

  • Seinfeld: The Limo
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    Season 3, Episode 19  |  February 26th, 1992 The Limo

    While on his way to pick up Jerry, George's car breaks down, leaving them stranded at the airport. When Jerry points out a limousine driver waiting for passenger O'Brien, who he knows is still in Chicago,... more

  • Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan
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    Season 3, Episode 20  |  March 4th, 1992 The Good Samaritan

    When Jerry witnesses a beautiful hit and run driver, Angela, damage a parked car, he follows her but loses his nerve to make an issue of the accident and they end up on a date instead. After arranging... more

  • Seinfeld: The Letter
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    Season 3, Episode 21  |  March 25th, 1992 The Letter

    On their way to meet Jerry's new girlfriend, Nina, George complains that he is uncomfortable with Nina being an artist. Though Jerry insists he has nothing to worry about, when they arrive at the studio... more

  • Seinfeld: The Parking Space
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    Season 3, Episode 22  |  April 22nd, 1992 The Parking Space

    Upset when Elaine and George borrow Jerry's car and go to a flea market without him, Kramer concludes his friends don't really like him anymore. After Jerry tells Kramer that he has invited his friend... more

  • Seinfeld: The Keys
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    Season 3, Episode 23  |  May 6th, 1992 The Keys

    After finding Kramer repeatedly using his apartment, Jerry demands that his neighbor return his set of spare keys. Though apologizing for having misused them, Kramer later asks Jerry to return his own... more

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