Season 8 Episode Guide
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Season 8, Episode 1 | September 19th, 1995 Shower the People You Love with Stuff
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Season 8, Episode 2 | September 26th, 1995 Let Them Eat Junk
An Oreo cookie leads Roseanne and Jackie into a major argument over parenting issues. Jackie's upset that Roseanne gave little Andy an Oreo while she was baby-sitting, but her biggest blow is dealt when... more
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Season 8, Episode 3 | October 17th, 1995 Roseanne in the Hood
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box and, while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned -- that is until she learns they have a luncheon special that's a direct rip-off... more
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Season 8, Episode 4 | October 24th, 1995 The Last Date
Dreading the prospect of "baby jail," Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives. But while waiting to be served dinner at a fancy hotel, they wander... more
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Season 8, Episode 5 | October 31st, 1995 Halloween: the Final Chapter
The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Dan evolves into the spirit of Elvis. Jackie and Roseanne take turns terrorizing each other with scary memories... more
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Season 8, Episode 6 | November 7th, 1995 The Fifties Show
Roseanne tells the audience that they are about to see the original pilot for the "Roseanne" show. It's the Conner family, ‘50s-style, with the addition of little brother "Stinky" Conner, Mark as Rebecca's... more
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Season 8, Episode 7 | November 14th, 1995 The Getaway, Almost
While Jackie, Roseanne and baby Jerry head out for the outlet mall, Dan seizes a rare opportunity to have the house to himself. But first, he has to bribe D.J., Darlene and David to disappear. Then, just... more
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Season 8, Episode 8 | November 21st, 1995 The Last Thursday in November
The Conner family shows up to watch D.J. perform in his school's Thanksgiving pageant and are bored -- until the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. Delighted, Roseanne... more
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Season 8, Episode 9 | November 28th, 1995 Of Mice and Dan
Dan questions the meaning of his life when the band he used to sing with returns to town and sends him tickets to a performance. Seeing him deal with old issues and resentments about "the career that might... more
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Season 8, Episode 10 | December 5th, 1995 Direct to Video
Feeling it's important for the new baby to know what the family was like when he was born, Roseanne makes a video to give to him on his 16th birthday. Becky and Darlene clean out old boxes and discover... more
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Season 8, Episode 11 | December 12th, 1995 December Bride
A cast full of special guests appear for the campiest, wackiest wedding of the century! Scott is about to marry Leon, even though Leon left him at the altar five years ago, and Roseanne is going to be... more
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Season 8, Episode 12 | January 2nd, 1996 The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Jackie discovers her hidden talent as a salesperson when she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store handing out samples. Envious of Jackie's success, Roseanne starts a food fight and the two of them... more
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Season 8, Episode 13 | January 9th, 1996 The White Sheep of the Family
Bequeathed several hundred dollars from her Aunt Harriet, Roseanne takes the whole Conner clan out for a very fancy dinner. There she learns that D.J. has been willed an even larger legacy, which he's... more
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Season 8, Episode 14 | January 16th, 1996 Becky Howser, M.D.
Knowing that Becky is feeling a little depressed about Darlene's big job offer, Mark invites the Conners over for a surprise get-together to cheer her up. This only makes her more depressed, and later... more
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Season 8, Episode 15 | February 6th, 1996 Out of the Past
Scott complains to Roseanne that since they've been married, Leon has become lazy and they have no social life, so Roseanne invites them to Dan's poker party. A visit from Nana Mary and a box of toys from... more
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Season 8, Episode 16 | February 13th, 1996 Construction Junction
Dan is torn between the security of his job, and the possibility of making big bucks as part of his friends' construction crew at the new prison being built just outside of town. He turns to Roseanne to... more
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Season 8, Episode 17 | February 20th, 1996 We're Going to Disney World (1)
Leaving his job at the garage, Dan gets a big vacation and pension check. He suggests they use some to pay bills, and invest the rest. Of course, that isn't logical for the Conner family. Instead, they... more
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Season 8, Episode 18 | February 27th, 1996 Disney World War II (2)
A phone in the bathroom, a mini-bar, and room service! This must be a vacation, and the Conners can't wait to enjoy it. Although Roseanne cautions them to take it easy because they have four whole days... more
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Season 8, Episode 19 | March 12th, 1996 Springtime for David
Although he hasn't any skills or experience, David is determined to find a job and move out of the Conners' home. A job at a nearby amusement park seems like the perfect solution. But while the park offers... more
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Season 8, Episode 20 | March 26th, 1996 Another Mouth to Shut Up
Now that David has a job in Chicago, he and Darlene discuss living together. Then Darlene suggests maybe they should get married…since she's pregnant! In shock, David is terrified of telling Dan and... more
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Season 8, Episode 21 | April 9th, 1996 Morning Becomes Obnoxious
During a man-on-the-street interview on "Wake Up, Chicago," Roseanne speaks her mind. The producers love her opinionated blue collar outlook so much, they invite her to Chicago to be a guest commentator... more
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Season 8, Episode 22 | April 30th, 1996 Ballroom Blitz
Opportunity knocks, and the Conners answer! With her divorce final, Jackie's in desperate need of a social life. At Bev's suggestion, she joins a weekly ballroom dancing class to meet men. However, when... more
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Season 8, Episode 23 | May 7th, 1996 The Wedding
It's Darlene and David's wedding day and, in true Conner style, nothing's usual! Dan is still upset with Darlene and refuses to do anything more than walk her down the aisle. David tells Mark he wishes... more
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Season 8, Episode 24 | May 14th, 1996 Heart & Soul
Although Dan suffered a heart attack at the beginning of Darlene and David's wedding reception, the doctors at the hospital inform him it wasn't a massive coronary. Roseanne tells Dan that D.J. saved his... more
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Season 8, Episode 25 | May 21st, 1996 Fights and Stuff
In the season finale, it's "The Program" for Dan - diet and exercise! Roseanne helps by throwing out all the food that's not good for them - which is practically everything in the refrigerator! And her... more
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