Season 5 Episode Guide
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Season 5, Episode 1 | September 15th, 1992 Terms of Estrangement (1)
Roseanne and Dan try to keep laughing so they won't start crying as their motorcycle shop goes out of business. Meanwhile, Becky's boyfriend Mark is offered a fabulous job in another state, so they decide... more
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Season 5, Episode 2 | September 22nd, 1992 Terms of Estrangement (2)
Roseanne tries to lift Dan's spirits when he feels like a failure over the loss of his motorcycle shop. Also, Becky and Mark return from their elopement to face a bitter Dan and Roseanne. more
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Season 5, Episode 3 | September 29th, 1992 The Dark Ages
When the Conners can't pay their electric bill, they're left in the dark...literally. Roseanne and Dan jump to the wrong conclusion when they discover Darlene's boyfriend spent the night in their room... more
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Season 5, Episode 4 | October 6th, 1992 Mommy Nearest
Roseanne and Jackie's mother comes to town with shocking news. She's moving to Lanford! To ease the blow, she's giving her children thousands of dollars. Also, Jackie begins dating a much younger man. more
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Season 5, Episode 5 | October 13th, 1992 Pretty in Black
It's Darlene's sweet sixteen and Roseanne plans a nightmarish surprise party. In a futile attempt at revenge, Darlene dyes her hair jet black. Meanwhile, Roseanne entertains the notion of investing in... more
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Season 5, Episode 6 | October 20th, 1992 Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne and Jackie have trouble securing a bank loan for the business, and their worst nightmare becomes a reality - they must turn to their mother for help. Mom agrees under one condition; she wants... more
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Season 5, Episode 7 | October 27th, 1992 Halloween IV
Roseanne refuses to take part in the Halloween festivities. In a hilarious take-off of A Christmas Carol, Lanford's "Goddess of Gore" (Roseanne) is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and... more
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Season 5, Episode 8 | November 10th, 1992 Ladies' Choice
Roseanne begins to feel her age when her mom moves into a retirement home. Meanwhile, Nancy drops a bombshell on Roseanne and Jackie by confessing to her relationship with another woman. Special guest... more
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Season 5, Episode 9 | November 17th, 1992 Stand on Your Man
Arnie returns to Lanford in a vain attempt to win back Nancy. Roseanne feels she must tell him Nancy is gay. When a stranger threatens Roseanne at The Lunch Box, Jackie insists that she, Roseanne and Nancy... more
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Season 5, Episode 10 | November 24th, 1992 Good Girls, Bad Girls
Darlene attends a rock concert with Molly, but is left to find her own way home when Molly meets a boy. Dan and Roseanne are worried sick when Darlene returns home hours late with an excuse they don't... more
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Season 5, Episode 11 | December 1st, 1992 Of Ice and Men
Dan takes to the ice to help D.J. win a position on the Junior Hockey League team, but D.J.'s position is generally on the floor. Meanwhile, Roseanne's patience is put to the test helping Jackie recover... more
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Season 5, Episode 12 | December 15th, 1992 It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays
It's a Christmas even the Conners will never forget. A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house, Dan and D.J. are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla, and Roseanne and Jackie are trapped... more
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Season 5, Episode 13 | January 5th, 1993 Crime and Punishment (1)
Dan is summoned to D.J.'s principal's office when D.J. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending... more
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Season 5, Episode 14 | January 12th, 1993 War and Peace (2)
Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend. more
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Season 5, Episode 15 | January 26th, 1993 Lanford Daze
The Lanford Days Celebration will surely be a day to remember. D.J. is preparing for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene is demonstrating her animal rights stance by lashing... more
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Season 5, Episode 16 | February 9th, 1993 Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
Emotions run the gamut from grief to relief when Roseanne's father dies. As the family members cope in their own way, it's up to Roseanne to make arrangements, comfort Jackie, confront her father's mistress... more
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Season 5, Episode 17 | February 16th, 1993 First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams. Joan Collins... more
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Season 5, Episode 18 | February 23rd, 1993 Lose a Job, Winnebago
In her neighbors' motor home, Roseanne spearheads a trip to Hollywood where they all attend a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show. Meanwhile, Dan is determined to convince Roseanne to have another child. more
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Season 5, Episode 19 | March 2nd, 1993 It's a Boy!
Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David's home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay. more
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Season 5, Episode 20 | March 9th, 1993 It was Twenty Years Ago Today
Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks. more
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Season 5, Episode 21 | March 23rd, 1993 Playing with Matches
Roseanne's mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne's playing Cupid and Jackie's planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons. more
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Season 5, Episode 22 | April 6th, 1993 Promises, Promises
Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business... more
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Season 5, Episode 23 | May 4th, 1993 Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear they may be wiped out financially. The old house they fixed up to sell languishes on the market, and their business partner, Roger, abruptly skips town. Jackie saves the day when... more
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Season 5, Episode 24 | May 11th, 1993 Tooth or Consequences
Darlene must choose between David and her future when she gets accepted to a college for the arts in Chicago. Meanwhile, Dan accidentally knocks Roseanne's tooth out the day she has to meet with the health... more
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Season 5, Episode 25 | May 18th, 1993 Daughters and Other Strangers
Dan and Roseanne decide to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago, but will Darlene leave David to pursue her future? Meanwhile, at a birthday party, "Seven Minutes In Heaven" turns D.J. into a new man.... more
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