Season 3 Episode Guide
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Season 3, Episode 1 | September 18th, 1990 The Test
Roseanne has missed her period, and decides it's time for her to take a home pregnancy test. Dan becomes suspicious when Jackie and Crystal sneak into the bathroom with Rosey. After much prodding, Roseanne... more
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Season 3, Episode 2 | September 25th, 1990 Friends and Relatives
Dan's sizable loan to his best friend, Arnie, doesn't sit well with Rosey when she finds out he used the money to buy a breast job for his fiancee. Shortly after that, Dan loses out on a big job, which... more
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Season 3, Episode 3 | October 2nd, 1990 Like a Virgin
Roseanne feels it's time to give eldest daughter Becky "the talk" about boys. But Roseanne soon discovers that tomboy daughter Darlene may also be ready for a few words of wisdom from mom. more
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Season 3, Episode 4 | October 9th, 1990 Like, a New Job
Roseanne's new job is Becky and Darlene's worst nightmare. Their mom is the new waitress at the diner they hang out in! more
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Season 3, Episode 5 | October 15th, 1990 Good-bye, Mr Right
Jackie's boyfriend, Gary, decides he can't take worrying anymore when Jackie is injured again while on duty as a police officer. He issues Jackie an ultimatum - quit the job or he'll end their relationship.... more
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Season 3, Episode 6 | October 23rd, 1990 Becky, Beds and Boys
Becky bends the rules to suit herself and continues to date a boy her parents don't like. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan have a lot of fun shopping for a new bed. more
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Season 3, Episode 7 | October 30th, 1990 Trick or Treat
It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade. more
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Season 3, Episode 8 | November 6th, 1990 PMS, I Love You
Roseanne endures the emotional ups and downs of "that time of the month," while frantically preparing for Dan's surprise birthday party. But Dan fears that as the party draws nearer (and Roseanne gets... more
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Season 3, Episode 9 | November 13th, 1990 Bird Is the Word
Becky suddenly becomes one of the coolest kids at school and at home, when she's caught making a rude hand gesture in her class picture. But opinions change quickly when Roseanne gets summoned to the principal's... more
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Season 3, Episode 10 | November 27th, 1990 Dream Lover
Dan talks in his sleep, and Roseanne gets suspicious when his sweet dreams turn into nocturnal affairs. Dan, knowing that Roseanne is onto his dream lover, confesses who she is and says it's just a "dream."... more
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Season 3, Episode 11 | December 4th, 1990 Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Becky and Darlene land in hot water when they break curfew. Dan and Roseanne decide to play it strict and end up grounding them. Later Dan gets romantic and springs a surprise anniversary celebration on... more
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Season 3, Episode 12 | December 12th, 1990 Confessions
Roseanne's mom drops in for dinner and everyone heads for the hills except Becky, who can do no wrong. Not wanting to be stuck home alone with her mom, Rosey manages to sucker Jackie into coming over.... more
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Season 3, Episode 13 | January 8th, 1991 The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting... more
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Season 3, Episode 14 | January 15th, 1991 The Wedding
Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent... more
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Season 3, Episode 15 | January 22nd, 1991 Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
When Roseanne's discipline goes too far for her daughter's liking, Becky moves in with Aunt Jackie, declaring that she'll never live at home again. Everyone is uneasy about the change - especially Jackie,... more
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Season 3, Episode 16 | February 5th, 1991 Home-Ec
Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Lesson #1: stretching meatloaf to feed five people by adding a special ingredient.... more
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Season 3, Episode 17 | February 12th, 1991 Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school... more
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Season 3, Episode 18 | February 19th, 1991 Communicable Theater
Roseanne is used to having it tough, but if she makes it through this day it will make everything seem easy. First of all, Jackie is in a community play. But when she doesn't know her lines, she needs... more
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Season 3, Episode 19 | February 26th, 1991 Vegas Interruptus
Dan and Roseanne have been planning a trip to Vegas for what seems like forever and the weekend has finally arrived. But Rosey finds out she's scheduled to work. Now, she can go to Vegas and lose her job,... more
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Season 3, Episode 20 | March 12th, 1991 Her Boyfriend's Back
Dan flips out when Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow his prized motorcycle without asking. But instead of grounding her, Dan gives her the silent treatment. Meanwhile, Roseanne's fed up with all of... more
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Season 3, Episode 21 | March 26th, 1991 Trouble with the Rubbles
The Conner household is buzzing when the new neighbors move in next door. Seeing the inside of the Rubbles' beautifully decorated home, Roseanne pressures Dan to remodel their eyesore immediately. Also,... more
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Season 3, Episode 22 | April 2nd, 1991 Second Time Around
The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes. more
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Season 3, Episode 23 | April 30th, 1991 Dances with Darlene
Much to Darlene's chagrin, the whole family fusses over her when she gets asked to her first school dance. more
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Season 3, Episode 24 | May 7th, 1991 Scenes from a Barbecue
Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently. more
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Season 3, Episode 25 | May 14th, 1991 The Pied Piper of Lanford
Just as Dan and Roseanne have committed themselves to opening a new business with their old friend, Ziggy, an unexpected development leaves them in a very sticky situation. more
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