Roseanne has missed her period, and decides it's time for her to take a home pregnancy test. Dan becomes suspicious when Jackie and Crystal sneak into the bathroom with Rosey. After much prodding, Roseanne... more
Dan's sizable loan to his best friend, Arnie, doesn't sit well with Rosey when she finds out he used the money to buy a breast job for his fiancee. Shortly after that, Dan loses out on a big job, which... more
Roseanne feels it's time to give eldest daughter Becky "the talk" about boys. But Roseanne soon discovers that tomboy daughter Darlene may also be ready for a few words of wisdom from mom. more
Roseanne's new job is Becky and Darlene's worst nightmare. Their mom is the new waitress at the diner they hang out in! more
Jackie's boyfriend, Gary, decides he can't take worrying anymore when Jackie is injured again while on duty as a police officer. He issues Jackie an ultimatum - quit the job or he'll end their relationship.... more
Becky bends the rules to suit herself and continues to date a boy her parents don't like. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan have a lot of fun shopping for a new bed. more
It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade. more
Roseanne endures the emotional ups and downs of "that time of the month," while frantically preparing for Dan's surprise birthday party. But Dan fears that as the party draws nearer (and Roseanne gets... more
Becky suddenly becomes one of the coolest kids at school and at home, when she's caught making a rude hand gesture in her class picture. But opinions change quickly when Roseanne gets summoned to the principal's... more
Dan talks in his sleep, and Roseanne gets suspicious when his sweet dreams turn into nocturnal affairs. Dan, knowing that Roseanne is onto his dream lover, confesses who she is and says it's just a "dream."... more
Becky and Darlene land in hot water when they break curfew. Dan and Roseanne decide to play it strict and end up grounding them. Later Dan gets romantic and springs a surprise anniversary celebration on... more
Roseanne's mom drops in for dinner and everyone heads for the hills except Becky, who can do no wrong. Not wanting to be stuck home alone with her mom, Rosey manages to sucker Jackie into coming over.... more
Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting... more
Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent... more
When Roseanne's discipline goes too far for her daughter's liking, Becky moves in with Aunt Jackie, declaring that she'll never live at home again. Everyone is uneasy about the change - especially Jackie,... more
Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Lesson #1: stretching meatloaf to feed five people by adding a special ingredient.... more
It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school... more
Roseanne is used to having it tough, but if she makes it through this day it will make everything seem easy. First of all, Jackie is in a community play. But when she doesn't know her lines, she needs... more
Dan and Roseanne have been planning a trip to Vegas for what seems like forever and the weekend has finally arrived. But Rosey finds out she's scheduled to work. Now, she can go to Vegas and lose her job,... more
Dan flips out when Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow his prized motorcycle without asking. But instead of grounding her, Dan gives her the silent treatment. Meanwhile, Roseanne's fed up with all of... more
The Conner household is buzzing when the new neighbors move in next door. Seeing the inside of the Rubbles' beautifully decorated home, Roseanne pressures Dan to remodel their eyesore immediately. Also,... more
The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes. more
Much to Darlene's chagrin, the whole family fusses over her when she gets asked to her first school dance. more
Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently. more
Just as Dan and Roseanne have committed themselves to opening a new business with their old friend, Ziggy, an unexpected development leaves them in a very sticky situation. more