Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 7  |  December 16th, 2001

Christmas

Every year during Christmas Mom freaks out and comes down on us pretty hard for no good reason. I mean it's not as if burning down the tree and beating Dad while dressed up as Santa Claus should constitute years of abusive, right? Well, maybe. But this year was especially bad. We realized how cool it was to throw glass ornaments at each other and watch them smash against the walls. Mom didn't think it was so cool though; she cancelled Christmas!