Malcolm in the Middle

Season 1 Episode Guide

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  Season 1, Episode 1  |  January 9th, 2000 Pilot

  Is it just me, or is my life starting to get weird? Here's what I did this week. I ate waffles while my dad had his back shaved, I found out I had an I.Q. of 165, I threw chocolate pudding in a guy's face,... more

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  Season 1, Episode 2  |  January 16th, 2000 Red Dress

  I think something is wrong with Mom. One minute, she was furious at us, and the next minute, she actually let it drop. She just gave up. No confession. No punishment. Nothing. And then she took us out... more

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  Season 1, Episode 3  |  January 23rd, 2000 Home Alone 4

  Okay, so Mom and Dad went away for the weekend, and my brother Francis came home from military school to watch us. He did a great job, too! more

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  Season 1, Episode 4  |  February 6th, 2000 Shame

  Okay, so I did something really bad. Definitely the worst thing I've ever done. Even worse than--well, Mom sometimes reads this, so never mind. I beat up a seven-year-old. I mean, I didn't know he was... more

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  Season 1, Episode 5  |  February 13th, 2000 Malcolm Babysits

  Have I mentioned that I love money? I love the way it smells. I love the way it feels. I love.okay, I swore I would stop that. The point is I have a giant wad of cash from babysitting. I did the math,... more

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  Season 1, Episode 6  |  February 20th, 2000 Sleepover

  After years of living in a museum, Stevie finally went on a real adventure, thanks to me. Stevie had me come sleep over. He kept calling me to make sure I was coming. I don't think he'd ever had someone... more

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  Season 1, Episode 7  |  February 27th, 2000 Francis Escapes

  I don't know what happens to guys when they get older and start dating girls, but it's not going to happen to me. Francis just did the stupidest thing he's ever done. He snuck out of Marlin Academy, hitchhiked... more

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  Season 1, Episode 8  |  March 12th, 2000 Krelboyne Picnic

  So, I've finally been embarrassed in front of everyone in the world, including Francis. This weekend, Mom made us all go to a stupid circus put on by the Krelboyne class. It wasn't even a circus--it was... more

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  Season 1, Episode 9  |  March 19th, 2000 Lois Vs. Evil

  I'm so glad to finally be wearing clean clothes again. more

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  Season 1, Episode 10  |  April 2nd, 2000 Stock Car Races

  I don't know how Mom does it. Somehow, she sensed I was having a good day and was waiting at home with stacks of evidence against the whole family. How did she ever find that stuff? I'm awaiting sentencing... more

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  Season 1, Episode 11  |  April 9th, 2000 Funeral

  You might say that what happened today was my fault, but if you really think about it, it was Aunt Helen. If she hadn't died, Julie never would've slid headfirst into our garbage. more

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  Season 1, Episode 12  |  April 16th, 2000 Cheerleader

  I finally discovered something worse than being a Krelboyne: Being a male cheerleader. more

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  Season 1, Episode 13  |  April 30th, 2000 Rollerskates

  I always knew there was something weird about Dad's famous skating lessons. more

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  Season 1, Episode 14  |  May 7th, 2000 The Bots and the Bees

  I never thought I'd say this, but I can't wait until Mom gets home. Dad has gone crazy without her. She left a few days ago to visit Francis because his appendix ruptured. The Academy almost didn't believe... more

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  Season 1, Episode 15  |  May 14th, 2000 Smunday

  In a new record, my brothers and I had less than a day of freedom between groundings. We had just finished our sentence for giving away Dewey's bike in exchange for watching Circus eat a dog food sandwich.... more

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  Season 1, Episode 16  |  May 21st, 2000 Water Park

  Today was supposed to be so cool. Dad got these waterslide park tickets from work and we were all going to go, except Dewey, who had to stay home because of an ear infection. I was looking forward to it,... more

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