Season 3 Episode Guide

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    Season 3, Episode 1  |  September 24th, 1994 Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Baby

    After Georgie gives birth to Amelia Rose, the baby's big ears convince John that his daughter was switched with a circus family newborn. more

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    Season 3, Episode 2  |  October 1st, 1994 The Virgin Lonnie

    Brenda Swain has the hots for Lonnie, who reveals to his friends that he's a virgin and is uncertain how to proceed, reaping lots of conflicting advice. more

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    Season 3, Episode 3  |  October 8th, 1994 It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To

    When Georgie throws a big surprise party for John against his wishes, it turns out to be a huge disaster and sparks a major fight. more

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    Season 3, Episode 4  |  October 15th, 1994 The Sock-Her Boys

    When the boys start talking trash about the girls, Georgie's all-girl soccer team challenges the boys' team to battle it out on the field. more

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    Season 3, Episode 5  |  October 22nd, 1994 Birth of a Donation

    When Madeline decided to have a baby, she puts an ad for a sperm donor in the newspaper and enlists the help of John, Georgie and Billy Bob to interview the candidates. more

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    Season 3, Episode 6  |  October 29th, 1994 Fat Like Me

    Georgie dons a fat suit to go undercover in researching an article about discrimination against fat people. more

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    Season 3, Episode 7  |  November 26th, 1994 Born to Dance

    When Elliot is ridiculed for taking ballet lessons, John dons a leotard himself and plays a tree in Elliot's recital. more

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    Season 3, Episode 8  |  December 3rd, 1994 Prose and Condoms

    When John and Georgie square off about condom distribution in high school, John goes from principal's pet to student body hero after a bizarre traffic accident. more

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    Season 3, Episode 9  |  December 10th, 1994 The Perfect Christmas

    Georgie's quest for the perfect Christmas tree lands John in the hospital on Christmas Eve. more

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    Season 3, Episode 10  |  January 11th, 1995 Help Wanted

    Billy Bob's discomfort around overfriendly new receptionist Lu proves to be well-founded when her spots her on the TV show America's Most Wanted. more

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    Season 3, Episode 11  |  January 18th, 1995 Mrs. Hartman, Mrs. Hartman

    When John's ex-wife visits, Georgie encourages John to bury the hatchet. But two wives prove to be more than enough for John… more

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    Season 3, Episode 12  |  January 25th, 1995 Group Therapy

    When close working and living conditions begin to take their toll, the group agrees to weekly therapy sessions. more

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    Season 3, Episode 13  |  February 1st, 1995 John and Georgie's Not-So-Excellent Adventure

    On a getaway to New York City, John gets ignored and insulted when Georgie's friends take over the weekend. more

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    Season 3, Episode 14  |  February 7th, 1995 The Outsider

    When the local library is closed due to budget cuts, Georgie stages a sit-in to keep it open. more

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