Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon. But when things go awry, they end up posing as a famous actor/director to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they inadvertently discover a copy of The... more
When Chris’s beloved teacher, Ms. Clifton, wins the lottery and quits, Lois suggests Brian fill in as a substitute. He enjoys the job but is moved to a remedial class. When he finds the techniques used... more
During a trip to the bowling alley, in which Mort Goldman bowls a 300 game with Peter and his friends, Lois goes to the ladies’ restroom. While placing toilet paper on the seat, she repeatedly hears... more
Meg is turned down by a popular boy named Craig Hoffman (named after the supervising producer for the first three seasons) for a date and begins to feel sensitive about her appearance, so she looks to... more
Peter invites his friends on board his fishing boat for a party at sea. An intoxicated Brian makes an awkward pass at Meg, who is horrified. While Quagmire is fishing, he catches a fish that lands in Loretta... more
When The Bachelorette comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant. He signs up for the free martinis and food, but ends up falling in love with the reality starlet, Brooke. more
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owners son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months. more
When Lois is short on cash and cant pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing. The adrenaline rush from shoplifting sends her on a stealing spree that spirals out of control and leaves her... more
When the Griffins visit Lois parents, Lois realizes that her father prevented her from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a model, so she returns to Quahog and hits the catwalk. more
When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Megs high school teacher and starts to date her. This new relationship puts a strain on Peter and Brians friendship, so Peter finds solace in new best friend,... more
When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island. more
When Chris discovers hell be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he assimilates to the uncivilized, tribal culture. more
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker. However, his college dropout status haunts him so he decides to go back to Brown University to get his degree.... more
When Stewie intensifies his efforts to kill Lois, she thinks he is acting out and orders Peter to spend more time with him. They begin to do some bonding until a theme park outing ends disastrously. more
When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his diagnosis is clear: hes too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. more
When Peters dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mishap leaves Stewie stuck living in a bubble, Peter searches for a new religion finding faith... more
After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life. more
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control. more
When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. But when Quagmires bachelor tendencies resurface, he takes some... more
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy to prevent further repeats. Before the surgery, he agrees to donate sperm, should Lois & he ever decide to have another baby. While... more
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that hes corrupt. Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go undercover and discover that Meg is in deeper than they thought.... more
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it. But when Carter gets sued for Peters book on tape, he loses all his money and is forced to become... more
Here come the grooms. more
After Joe builds a new home theater system, Peter tries to top it by building a multiplex in his backyard and discovers an Indian burial ground. more
Lois is trying to get Peter to brush his teeth when they hear a noise coming from downstairs. Peter looks downstairs and find three robbers in balaclavas. The whole family wakes up and Meg startles Peter,... more
Stewie vows to change his evil ways after he has a near-death experience; and Peter gets to air his gripes on the local news. more
Visiting a local electronic store to get a new VCR, Peter and Lois are persuaded into buying a TiVo. Once home, Brian and Stewie are watching a news interview in San Francisco when Stewie sees someone... more
"Stu", as Stewie's future self is called, is taking a time-travel vacation, which is how people in the future take time off. Stewie tricks his way back to the future with Stu. In the future, Stu refers... more