Season 5 Episode Guide
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Season 5, Episode 1 | September 27th, 2009 In Country... Club
When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's... more
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Season 5, Episode 2 | October 4th, 2009 Moon Over Isla Island
Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the... more
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Season 5, Episode 3 | October 11th, 2009 Home Adrone
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every... more
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Season 5, Episode 4 | October 18th, 2009 Brains, Brains and Automobiles
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every... more
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Season 5, Episode 5 | November 8th, 2009 Man in the Moonbounce
Stan nearly ruins Steve's birthday party by demanding that Steve act his own age, but Francine saves the day by getting the moonbounce Steve has always wanted. When Stan reluctantly joins in the fun, he... more
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Season 5, Episode 6 | November 15th, 2009 Shallow Vows
Stan and Francine are set to renew their wedding vows until Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks. Furious with Stan, Francine "lets herself go" to see if Stan actually loves the woman he's... more
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Season 5, Episode 7 | November 22nd, 2009 My Morning Straightjacket
When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan's wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he's smitten. Stan... more
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Season 5, Episode 8 | November 29th, 2009 G-String Circus
Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve... more
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Season 5, Episode 9 | December 13th, 2009 Rapture's Delight
When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can't get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he... more
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Season 5, Episode 10 | January 3rd, 2010 Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile,... more
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Season 5, Episode 11 | January 31st, 2010 A Jones for a Smith
Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction... more
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Season 5, Episode 12 | February 14th, 2010 May the Best Stan Win
Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic... more
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Season 5, Episode 13 | February 21st, 2010 The Return of the Bling
When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team, including Michael Eruzione and Rob McClanahan, Roger confesses that he played on the team as Chex LeMeneux.... more
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Season 5, Episode 14 | April 11th, 2010 Cops and Roger
After Roger (Seth MacFarlane) and Francine (Wendy Schaal) are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt... more
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Season 5, Episode 15 | April 18th, 2010 Merlot Down Dirty Shame
Roger and Francine have a little too much fun while wine tasting. more
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Season 5, Episode 16 | April 25th, 2010 Bully for Steve
Roger (Seth MacFarlane) announces that he is putting a portfolio together so he can study crime scene photography. Meanwhile, Stan (Seth MacFarlane) follows Steve (Scott Grimes) around for the day and... more
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Season 5, Episode 17 | May 9th, 2010 An Incident at Owl Creek
In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan (Seth MacFarlane) tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family’s deaths... more
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Season 5, Episode 18 | May 16th, 2010 Great Space Roaster
It's Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far,... more
